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Zaza

Screen Guild Theater · March 19, 1939 · 29 min · 3,425 words

The transcript of “Zaza”, an episode of Screen Guild Theater first broadcast March 19, 1939. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Screen Guild Theater plays Screen Guild Theater free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Everybody tonight your neighborhood good golf dealer joins the Gulf oil companies and presenting another program in the series of reviews Musical comedies and dramatic shows all the varied entertainment forms of Hollywood So welcome all of you to the motion picture stars own program. Welcome to the Gulf's green gill show with Fanny Bright

Bob Hope Arthur Ray and Lee Stafford Oscar Bradley All of his favorite pastor, ceremony is George, perfect! Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another The Motion Picture Star's Own Program, the Gulf Screen Guild Show.

Each week we bring a different type of entertainment, written, directed, and acted by the greatest names in the motion picture industry, to the benefit of the Motion Picture Relief Fund. Last week it was a comedy, next week of drama, with Kay Francis, Leslie Howard, Irving Pichel, Mary Nash, and Virginia Widler.

Tonight, it's a review starring Fanny Bryce, Bob Hope, Martha Ray and Hanley Stafford, directed by David Butler and written by Phil Rant under the musical direction of Oscar Bradley. And so now on with the show and our first screen gill star for tonight, Martha Ray.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE WOO-HOO! CHUCKLES OK. Hello, George. Hello, Martha. You certainly look lovely. Oh, everything looks lovely. Ah, spring. What a wonderful time of the year. You know, George, I was in the park all morning, greetings at the different baby flowers.

Greetings, the little baby flowers. Yes, I bent over in pinch for little petals and said, hi, you've got hi, you've got hi, you've got hi. Ah, yes, summer will soon be with us. Well, that's to be expected, Martha.

We always have mild weather after Groundhog Day. Oh, you said we always have after what day? Groundhog, Groundhog. Martha, you know what Groundhog is, don't you? Oh, sure, it's nothing. No, Martha. A Groundhog, a Groundhog is an animal that runs backwards when it sees a shadow.

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