If You Could Only Cook

This is Priscilla Lane. I don't know you, and Humphrey Bogart. The Gulf Screen Guild Theatre. Presenting tonight if you could only cook. And here is your host, the director of the Star's own theatre, Roger Pryor.

Good evening, everyone. The Gulf Oil companies and your neighborhood good Gulf dealer welcome you to the Gulf Screen Guild Theatre. Tonight our story is the delightful Columbia comedy if you could only cook starring Adolf Manjou Humphrey Bogart and Priscilla Lane.

I'll play the part of Flash. Our story concerns... How do you like that? I missed him. Hey, what's the idea? Who's shooting? I ain't no attention to it, buddy. I just took a shot at my cook. Oh, well, that's all. Huh?

I guess I'm kind of a petuous, but you know what he done? We got to put the garlic in my boy, lazy sauce. The rat shouldn't still go for him. Well, that gives you an idea of what happens when an infamous gangster named Dan Nolan hides the soul of a gourmet under his bulletproof vest.

And what might be in store for an unemployed typist and a tired millionaire when the enterist's employer is cooking butler. Ridiculous situation, isn't it? Well, you hold still and we'll soon find out how it comes about.

In just a moment, Oscar Bradley's Gulf Orchestra will play one of the briefest overtures ever. written and our story will begin. But first is something else that's very brief and very important. Alright, but a good automobile certainly can't give you an amazing number of miles of service if you take good care of it. Normally you'd hardly even begin to use up that mileage,