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Champagne for Caesar

Screen Guild Theater · October 5, 1950 · 61 min · 8,271 words

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Transcribe. Waiting for their entrance queue are stars Ronald Coleman, Audrey Tauter, Vincent Price, Barbara Britton, and Art Link letter in Champagne for Caesar, a full hour of laughs on the Screen Guild players. Stay tuned.

In the field of entertainment, the castle of success is difficult to enter. First you must cross the motive ability and experience, then crash through the Golden Gate marked opportunity. That's where ABC's Great Thursday Night programmed head Mac in the original amateur hour comes to the rescue.

Each week over 300 applicants are screened for these the Golden Gate of Opportunity swings wide when Ted Mack and the original Amateur Hour gives them a chance to be heard by all. There's entertainment tonight on Ted Mack and the original Amateur Hour over your ABC station.

Listen to Hollywood's Greatest Stars in Hollywood's Greatest Motion Pictures on the Air. The American Broadcasting Company brings you the Screen Guild Player. Tonight, it's Ronald Coleman, Audrey Tottner, Vincent Price, Barbara Britton and Art Link Letter, in a gay and bubbly bit of nonsense, Harry M. Popkin's hilarious comedy, Champagne for Caesar.

Show business has always liked to kid show business. Movies kidding radio, radio kidding movies, and both of them sometimes kidding television. Tonight we've got a combination of all three and believe me, they add up to a lot of fun.

for laughs, the Screen Guild players bring you another radio premiere, Champagne for Caesar, starring Ronald Coleman, Barbara Britton, Art Linkletter, Audrey Tauter and Vincent Price. Ladies and gentlemen, you have just met Caesar the Parrot, a sort of feathered candidate for Alcoholics Anonymous.

Yes, Caesar really loves his champagne, but he isn't getting much of it these days. You see, he's living with Beauregard bottomly, who found him leaning against a lamppost one night. And Bo-regard is a man of the mind, saturated with knowledge, a very brilliant man, very unemployed. He can afford only such simple pleasures as an evening walk with

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