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Alias the Deacon

Screen Guild Theater · August 7, 1944 · 29 min · 4,542 words

The transcript of “Alias the Deacon”, an episode of Screen Guild Theater first broadcast August 7, 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Screen Guild Theater plays Screen Guild Theater free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Lady Esther presents the Screen Guild Players. The Lady Esther Screen Guild Play Tonight, Alias the Deacon. The Starring Players, this is Charles Wintonter. This is Martha O'Dreskel. And this is Norbury Jr. Tonight Lady Esther presents the Screen Guild Players and Universal Pictures, delightful story of a pious old trickster,

Alias the Deacon, adapted from the stage play by John B. Hymer and Leroy Clemens. It stars Martha O'Dreskull as Phyllis, Charles Winninger as Deacon Caswell, and Noah Bury Jr as Johnny, the Lady Esther Screen Guild Clairs in Alias the Deacon.

Surs and sisters meet Deacon Caswell, a shy little man with an innocent smile and full of the spirit of brotherly love. Now you might meet him in the club car of an extra fair train, but as it happens, it's a box car on a slow-moving crate.

I must say my friends, this situation is most edifying. The mathematical possibilities of the game of poker force me to... Hey, you'll skip the big talk, please, just play. Dear me, dear me, I'm afraid I shall have to raise you one nickel.

I'm turning your block. I'll raise you one vice-sence. Ah, yes. In the true sporting tradition of your noble Greek ancestors. I'll stay, I'm in the cards. Two, both aces. Two cards, my dear fellow. There you are.

I am a new taker. I believe I have sufficient here. You stand pat? I'm afraid so. You forgive me if I wage you the large sum of one quarter? Are you like that all the time? Four races, full house, a big flush. I'm quick. I'm a throaty street. Yes, it's away.

And according to the precepts of Brother Hoyle, I do believe these shackles are mine. Just for fun. Why do you have Parsons? No, not Parsons, my dear sir. Just playing decan. Okay, okay. Why are you got, huh?

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