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Priorities on Parade

Screen Guild Theater · May 15, 1944 · 29 min · 3,884 words

The transcript of “Priorities on Parade”, an episode of Screen Guild Theater first broadcast May 15, 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Screen Guild Theater plays Screen Guild Theater free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Starring Players. This is Bob Crosby. This is Betty Rhodes. This is Vera Vague. And this is Jeddie Colona. Tonight, Lady Esther presents the Screen Guild Players. The Starring Players. This is Bob Crosby.

This is Betty Rhodes. This is Vera Vague. And this is Jeddie Colona. Tonight, Lady Esther presents the Screen Guild Players and the Paramount Pictures' hilarious topical comedy. Mira Vague and Bob Crosby. The Lady Esther Screen Guild Players in priorities on parade.

Yes, sir. That's my band, all right. Johnny Draper and his Dixie Pixies, with vocal specialies by Donna DeArcy. It's a swell little combination, aren't they? Sure. They're good enough to play anywhere. Only, well, things have been a little tough, you see.

So right now we're playing at the Eagle Aircraft Company in Los Angeles. You might say sort of a benefit performance, but the benefit of Mr. Hardley, the employment manager. Come on, take the course, Johnny. Okay.

This road leads to rainbow bell, my way. Up ahead is blue bird, my way. Just pack a basket full of wishes and a few stars With Sunday morning on the bend you'll see a sun There's highway, happiness is down the line

Going my way. The smiles you gather will look well. I hope you'll like it. Why sure they did, Donna. Why not? We got a pretty nice aggravation.

Hey, Jeep, I told you a hundred times the word is aggregation. Aggravation is a pain in the neck. That's us. Hey, pipe down, Jeep, pipe down. There's Mr. Hotley now. I think you're pardoned. Were you playing out here?

Well, sure we were, Mr. Hardley. Johnny Draper and his Dixie Pixies. Just what you need. Just what we need. I don't understand. This is an aircraft plant. Sure. And all the rest of them are hip.

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