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Mr and Mrs Smith

Screen Guild Theater · February 8, 1942 · 29 min · 5,116 words

The transcript of “Mr and Mrs Smith”, an episode of Screen Guild Theater first broadcast February 8, 1942. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Screen Guild Theater plays Screen Guild Theater free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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This is Arrow Flynn and Lana Turner. The Gulf Screen Guild Theater. Presenting tonight, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. And here is your host, the director of the Star's own theater, Roger Pryor. Good evening, everyone. The Gulf Oil companies and your neighborhood good Gulf dealer welcome you to the Gulf Screen Guild Theater production of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

It stars Lana Turner as Mrs. Smith and Arrow Flynn as yet who? Mr. Smith. Mr. Smith. One slightly used thespian known to the carriage trade is Roger Pryor will portray the role of Jefferson cussed to the third, which is just about two too many.

Oscar Bradley's music will embellish the dreamer and here's a bit of it right now to start off our store. On September the 10th 1938 David Smith married Anne Krauseheimer. On September the 11th they had a quarrel.

But on the morning of September the 12th they made up. David said it was his fault and said it was her fault. On September the 13th, they had a quarrel. But on the morning of September 14th, they made up.

David said it was his fault and said it was her fault. Yesterday was February the 7th, 1942, and they had a quarrel. We joined them on the morning of February the 8th. It was all my fault and...

Oh no, David Dolly, it was my fault. No, no, you were dead right about my brother. He is a thumb. Well, of course he is. But I shouldn't pick on your relatives. It isn't sporty.

Well, I called your aunt, eaters, and old tomato. But, darling, she is an old tomato. Oh, just the same. I didn't have to prove it. I guess I lost my head when you threw the sugar bowl at me.

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