Lets Face It

presents the Screen Guild Players. Lady Esther Screen Guild Play Tonight, let's face it. The Starring Players, this is Bob Hope. This is Jane Wyman. And this is Bill Goodwood. Night Lady Esther presents the Screen Guild Players and the delightful Paramount Picture Screen Success.

Let's face it. Starring Bob Hope is Jerry Walker, Jane Wyman is Maggie, and Bill Goodwood when there's Jerry's pal Barney Hilliard. The Lady Esther Screen Guild Players, and let's face it. As our lady asked her screen-gilled play opens, we find private Jerry Walker and his buddy Barney Hilliard, sitting side by the road in an army jeep.

A large sign over the entrance to a rather elaborate looking estate just across the road from them reads, Alicia Milk Farm, reduced by exercise and milk diet. Ladies only. Hey Jerry, is this the place where your fiend I say holds reducing exercises for overstuffed female heavyweights?

Yeah, she lives on the fat of the land. Hey look, Jerry, there's some of the stuff Turkey's exercising out. Over there on the tennis court. Yeah, from this angle, they look like dump trucks in the drive-in.

That they do. And get a load of the size of the woman going in the gate there. Oh, she's really a pastry pack and mama, isn't she? She's the best woman to play. What are you doing to me?

Gotta get him over to my place, why are we? You know, you know, Jerry, she's really got on it. She's really got a thing. Is that where we stopped? That's where we stopped. Yeah. Really has got to shape.

Bet she isn't allowed on the streets without license plates. Say, Bonnie, I know her. That's one of Winnie's best customers. I was out here the other day when Winnie weighed her in. She tips the scales at 3.10 with her girdle on.