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Mr and Mrs Smith

Screen Guild Theater · January 1, 1945 · 29 min · 4,686 words

The transcript of “Mr and Mrs Smith”, an episode of Screen Guild Theater first broadcast January 1, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Screen Guild Theater plays Screen Guild Theater free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Lady Esther presents the Screen Guild Players. The Lady Esther Screen Guild Players play tonight, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. The starring players is his President Foster. This is Louise Albrighten. And this is Stuart Erwin. Tonight, Lady Esther presents the Screen Guild Players

and RKO's rib tickling farce about a marital mishap, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It stars Louise Albrighten as Mrs. Smith, Preston Foster as Mr. Smith, and Stuart Irwin as Jefferson Custer III. The Lady Esther Screen Guild Clairs in Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

On September the 10th, 1941, David Smith married Anne Krausheimer. On September the 11th, they had a quarrel. But on the morning of September the 12th, they made up. David said it was his fault and said it was her fault.

On September 13th, they had a quarrel. But on the morning of September the 14th, they made up. David said it was his fault and said it was her fault. Well, yesterday was December 31, 1944, and they had a quarrel.

We joined them on the morning of January 1, 1945. Oh, but it was all my fault, Anne. Oh, no, David Darling. It was my fault. You were dead right about my brother. He is a bum.

Of course he's a bum. But I shouldn't pick on your relatives. It isn't sporting. Well, I caught your auntie with an old tomato. But she is an old tomato. Well, just the same, I didn't have to prove it.

I guess I lost my head when you threw the sugar bowl at me. Oh. Oh, I know I shouldn't have done that, David. I was so afraid when I thought flying through the air. Why? I ducked in plenty of time.

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