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Snow White

Screen Guild Theater · June 7, 1948 · 27 min · 2,803 words

The transcript of “Snow White”, an episode of Screen Guild Theater first broadcast June 7, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Screen Guild Theater plays Screen Guild Theater free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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From Hollywood, Camel Cigarettes presents Screen Gill Players. Margaret O'Brien, Jimmy Durante and Mary Jane Smith. Our play, Snowpipes and the Seven Dwarfs. Our host, Camel Cigarettes.

Tonight, Camel Cigarettes presents the Screen Gill Players in the most hilarious event of the radio season. Walt Disney's Snowpipes and the Seven Dwarfs. co-starring that lovable pair, Margaret O'Brien and Jimmy Durante, with Mary Jane Smith in the singing role of No Flash.

And now since time's a wasting, let's be off to the home of Margaret O'Brien, where an excited little girl is seated by the radio. Margaret, time to go to bed. Did you hear what I said, young lady?

Yes, Mommy. But can I stay up just a little later tonight? Please, now darling, the rule is the rule. It's almost 7.30, isn't it? I guess it is, but that's the specific standard time and we're on daylight saving time.

It's really only 6.30 you know, and this is something extra special all over our house. What now? Why is the camel screen guild players? They're going to do Snow White, and I wouldn't want to miss that for anything.

Well, Mother of the Dora Bell, who could that be at the slave hour? Why not go and see? Maybe it's your Prince son. I hope it isn't one of the little boys who down the street who wants to play with me.

Then I won't be able to listen to Snow White. Hot scotch, anyone? Why, give me the ransing! Oh, Jimmy, I'm still glad to see you. Won't you come in? Thank you, Margaret, and welcome home from Muriel, England.

Might I stay the scintillate in charm of your eateral presence, imbues me with raptorius, The notorious, uh, the less the flirtations and, uh, shall oops me with, uh, ecstasy? What? What? Jimmy, how can you say that?

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