This Thing Called Love

The Screen Directors Playhouse sends its heartiest congratulations to Radio Station W-T-I-C in Hartford, Connecticut. Tonight, celebrating its 25th anniversary. A Victor, world leader in radio, first in recorded music, first in television, proudly presents... ...the Screen Directors Playhouse, star Rosalind Russell, production this thing called Love, Director Alexander Hall.

The Hollywood Screen Directors presents something to laugh about. For the first time on the air, the motion picture comedy, this thing called Lo, starring Rosalind Russell in her original role of Anne. From twice Collins aboard the SS Kuchitania, in route to Rio de Janeiro and New York, to Mrs. Anne Collins, Statistics Department, amalgamated insurance company.

Darling, stop calling yourself a kissless bride. Stop. Women who marry mining engineers in Rio shouldn't sail for New York the same day. Stop. I love you. Stop. Coming home, stop. Put the soup on. Sign Tice Collins.

Come to the... Come to the... Come to the... From Mrs. Anne Collins to Tice Collins, SS Cruciutania. Engineers who marry business girls in Rio shouldn't go hunting Peruvian gold mines for three months. Stop. Did you say you loved me? Don't stop.

Welcome home. The super simmering signed Anne Collins. Come to the... Come to the... Darling, docking in two hours. Stop. Missed you in the jungle. Stop. You're much cuter than most crocodiles. Stop. Keep an eye on the soup, love Tice.

Good morning Anne. Oh good morning Gordon, isn't he wonderful? Listen to the way he signs this telegram. Love, Tice. Very original. Oh he wants me to keep my eye on the soup. And do your old boss a favor, let's get back to business.

Business? Remember the amalgamated insurance company, you're supposed to be the head of my statistics department. Oh and Gordon Daniels. I have a plan that may well revolutionize your entire business. You mean I can make more money?