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The Paleface
Screen Directors Playhouse · March 3, 1950 · 29 min · 3,953 words
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RCA Fictor, world leader in radio, first and recorded music, first in television, proudly presents... Screen Director's Playhouse, stars Bob Hope, Jane Russell, production the pale face, director Norman McLeod... The Hollywood Screen Directors present the reason the West went wild.
The motion picture comedy the pale face, starring Bob Hope and Jane Russell in their original roles of painless Peter Potter and calamity Jane. It's the Old West, the Routine Tutankton-Shooten Old West, and there's trouble in the Indian country.
Thousands of settlers are in danger because a band of renegade whites is smuggling rifles and dynamite to the Indians. In desperation, the governor has sent for the one person who might seek out the ringleaders, the famous two-gun frontier gal, Calamity Jane.
Jane, in here, the back way. Governor's mansion. First time I ever walked in here of my own free will with my guns on. Jane, have you ever heard of a man named Preston? We think he's heading up a gang that's smuggling guns and dynamite to the Indians.
Well, why don't you stop him? We can't. Every agent we've sent out has been murdered. Help us and the government will show its gratitude by freeing you of all charges. Well, why pick on me?
Because you're the best shot in the country. country. Suppose I take your offer. There's a wagon train going west to Indian country from Deerfield. You'll join it. You must disguise yourself and it's important to get yourself a husband too. A husband? Why? What Jane, its secrecy we want. As man and wife you'll be lost in the crowd. You leave for Fort Deerfield
on the next stage. So Calamity Jane in disguise heads for Fort Deerfield to get her man. But somebody else in Fort Deerfield gets his man too. It's painless Peter Potter the dentist yes sir this will be the first tooth I ever pulled in for dearth field ever pulled him anywhere else of course my friend can't you see my
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