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Black Cat

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You can take away everything else. I think... I think that Christmas is... Pah, humbug, bug, yeah the parade is... Pah, humbug, the Christmas tree is... Pah, humbug, all the way and smell... Gentlemen, it is once more and again I present to you the sensational dynamic Mr. Rudy Raymore! Let's hear it!

Yours is Christmas time once the cake. And I'd like to leave one thing with you. Did you know if the pilgrims, when they landed on the Plymouth Rock, were a shot, a wild cat instead of turkey?

Baby, we may be eating pussy on Thanksgiving. Yeah! All right! What a fantastic day! I'm not worried about it anyway. And a lot of you couldn't have helped out the Thanksgiving, baby. And I didn't even know.

Can you do it? You know, I always talk about my little nephews. And I got to do that. I got a little nephew, baby, he wanted something. He's a little cat for Christmas. So he went to the grocery store and looked at the grocery store and said, Rosa, said, I want a motherfucking meat

for my motherfucking cat. Said, I don't want it to motherfucking lean and I don't want it to motherfucking fat. The grocery looked at him and said, look here, son. Said, here's your motherfucking meat for your motherfucking cat.

It ain't too motherfucking lean, it ain't too motherfucking fat. Since I want you to put your motherfucking money on this motherfucking block and get your motherfucking ass out of my motherfucking shop. Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! And my little nephew look back and say, Miss on you pissed, but you ain't so fucking fudge. Back off in your own Jack, yo. I went live speaking of another one of my nephews, You know, he likes to go out and play in the snow.

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