Night Before Christmas Pt. 1

from the north to the south pole you know I saw for damn cold but I gotta get out of here and take these presents to all these bad motherfuckers that I know. Ruda, which oh no so red come on here and pull this motherfucking sleeve. Now ain't that a bitch. You want me to pull this motherfucking

I should be in the bed, having Mrs. Santa, giving me some good hot hair. I pulled out my dick, it was so shiny, it looked like it was painted. She took one look and dammed her face.

I stuck it in the bitch and the bitch began to shout. Said, oh, rule out! Take that motherfucker out. Yes, I've whipped it and I, whipped it and I, whipped it. I whipped it to a frazzled.

Her ass was in a spin and her head was in our dialogue. Because the night before Christmas, and all of the houses, everybody felt shitty. Even the mouths. Mom was at the whore house. And you know dad was smoking grass and I just settled down for me a good old piece of hot eggs

When I don't know I heard such a cuddle and I stopped fucking to see what was the matter Then out on the lawn I saw a great big old dick I Knew who it was it was that motherfucking st He came down to chimney like a bat out of hell.

I knew in a moment that this big fat greases, Stumpish looking motherfucker had failed. He filled our stockin' with wreathers, pretzels and beer, and a big ol' long rubber dick for my brother the queer.

He put a big ol' false rubber pussy under the tree for my other brother and me. My brother thought it was for sucking, but I said brother no this is for fucking the old Santa Rose of the chimp with a thunderstorm. You know that son of a bitch boo that goddamn chimney of all. He swore any cusp as he