The Prize Fight Fix

Frank Sinatra transcribed as Rocky Fortune. NBC presents Frank Sinatra, starring as that footloose and fancy-free young gentleman, Rocky Fortune. Do you ever notice how some guys go through life and nothing ever happens?

Not even a ticket for speedin'? Another guy every time he orders a bowl of chowder he finds a live octopus in it. Well, that's the story of my life. You take last week, I was sittin' in a one-armed joint drinkin' black coffee and readin' the one ads.

When I notice a couple of ape-like characters give me the double-o. After a while they leave that table and come over to mine. What if it ate my old pal Gandalfo? I beg your pardon?

Come on Gandalfo. Don't give me the Noka Peace Route theme. Mitchell's been looking all over for you. He shouldn't have took off in the hotel room this morning, or I'll tell him anybody. Look, Buster.

The name is Stanley, remember? OK, Stanley, let's get something straight. My name ain't Gandalfo. I never laid an eyeball on you, no my life, and I like to eat alone. You got it? Sure, sure, sure, Gandalfo.

Come on. We'll go back to the hotel and see Mitchell. Love a boy, I just finished telling you. I don't want to have to get deaf, gun, dorpo. I want to kind of, I wouldn't want to quiver you before to fight tonight.

So let's go quiet. For the last time, beat it, you're bothering me. Okay, gun, dorpo. Now, just so we understand each other. This is what you feel pressed up against your side, ain't it, Brian?

Pipe you, follow me? I follow you. Good. Follow me. And don't try not to funny her. I'll be forced to take drastic action, which might cause leakage in your radiator and valves. Okay? Okay Stanley is about eight feet tall with hands like dredges Also, he's carrying a small size railway gun in his hip, which is right next to my head