The Shipboard Jewel Robbery

Frank Sinatra transcribed as Rocky Fortune. NBC presents Frank Sinatra, starring as the footloose and fancy-free young gentleman, Rocky Fortune. You know, sometimes my friends ask me, Rocky, why can't you hold a job?

That's a good question. I don't know the answer. Maybe I just get restless or something. Anyway, whatever it is, me and steady employment don't get along. Now you take the last job I had, stew it on a big luxury line from Bermuda to New York.

I figured I'd like to see the ocean, you know? And a couple of guys were trying to help me too. Only they wanted me to see it the hard way from the bottom. Pardon me Miss Nightingale, this is sick bayonin'.

Yes, something wrong? My heart is going fit a pat. I dig your bun. Nothing blue eyes. I'm the steward from A-deck. I came for the pills. Pills? The German mean for Lady Jupe Snoot. You know, the Duchess and A-70.

Oh, you mean Lady Harkness. Yeah, anything you say. Oh, you'll have to wait a moment for Dr. Harper. You'll be back. Mmm, that's too bad. Is something wrong, Mr.... Fortune. Rocky Fortune. No, why? Oh, you keep staring and winking.

Oh, I, uh, just got stuck in my eye. I'm just trying to wink it out. You better let me take a look. Yeah. Oh, it just stood down there in the light. How's this? And I'll lean closer.

Mmm, like this? A little closer. Is this making? That's too close. Now which eye is bothering you? Right now both. Try the left one. Open wide. Ahhh! Your eyes I mean. Oh. Don't be fresh.