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The Garrabaldi Case

Richard Diamond, Private Detective · February 1, 1952 · 29 min · 4,451 words

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Diamond Detective Agency, your plight is already light. Hmm... Helen Asher speaking, a gal alone with just a phone. Oh, clever Helen, clever. Thank you, sir. After all, you're not the only one who can make up corny slogans.

Easy girl, you're crowding me. Of course, I just might give up my slogans if you were on time for dinner tonight. Oh, that's a deal. I can't stand competition. Seriously, Rick. I have a surprise for you tonight.

Oh? You're inviting a preacher for dinner, maybe? No, nothing like that, but I'm fixing the whole dinner myself from soup to salad. Oh, great Scott. $4 million and she can cook too. Well, you just remembered he'd go easy on lunch.

I want you to have an appetite by the time you get here. Helen, I couldn't think of eating anything but spoil my appetite. Besides, the automat won't take slugs anymore. Ha. Well, I do believe low me as a little client.

Must be male. I don't hear your fangs clicking. Oh dear, you're so stupid. Bye. Bye. You're the diamond. That's right. What do you know? Adreu, ten to one, I'd find you in. You don't say?

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