The Brown Envelope Case

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I'm painting cats and dogs, a busy day for the humane society. What a beautiful morning. Oh, what a...

Music break. I'm a detective agency. We solve all crimes. We frown on sin, but the weather is awful, and we'd rather stay in. Who wouldn't? Oh, hi, Ellen. Hi. Did you like that slogan? Yeah.

It gives me an idea. I want to report a crime. Well, hide the body so the Maradiers are raining. You can lose your life and put an attitude like that. Oh, baby. You certainly know where I'm ticklish.

Where's the crime? You're still single, so am I. Well, in your case, that is a crime. In mind, just to miss the meaner. Anybody I can't discuss in the sign, but I'm still working on it.

I'll help you solve it. I want to give myself up. Sorry, no case. Why not? I've seen you in an evening dress. Nobody could pin anything on you. Would it interest you to know the piano tuner is here, and very good looking?

Ah, ah, pulling wires will get you nowhere. Is my picture still on the piano? The one where I look like a tough detective? No, I threw it in the fireplace. I love to sit by the fire and dream of you beside me.