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Monsieur Bouchon

Richard Diamond, Private Detective · March 16, 1951 · 29 min · 4,601 words

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The makers of camel cigarettes present dick Powell as Richard Diamond private detective What cigarette do you smoke doctor again? This question has been asked of doctors in every branch of medicine and again the brand name most was camel Yes, according to this repeated nationwide survey more doctors smoke camels than any other cigarette

Here transcribed is Richard Diamond private detective starring dick Powell Being a private detective is like ordering stew in a cheap restaurant. You never know what you're getting until it's too late. It was that way the other morning I was sitting in my office practicing curtain speeches to my creditors when she came in.

She was wearing a casual item that must have caused a sharp dip at the mink population. When she reached my desk, she stopped and her perfume kept moving. She probably noticed the glassy look reaching my eyes because she said, Does my perfume bother you mr. Diamond? Well, no, not at all my fangs always show like this

Lurgitwa it carries a special guarantee and I would ask for what Won't you sit down mister? Not miss just Yvonne It's not my real name, but I find it has a better effect on the trade the trade cosmetics Perfumes facial creams mud packs I manufacture them mostly for women but I have a lot of male customers.

I bet you do. Unfortunately, I've just bought a magnum of shaving lotion myself. Don't be silly, Mr. Diamond. I didn't come here to sell you anything. I'm sure you wouldn't have any need for my products.

We'll save that debate for later. Well, I'll be brief. I'm a woman who likes to come to the point. I can see that. How would a $200 fee sound to you? Like a mirage, but beautiful.

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