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The Blue Serge Suit

Richard Diamond, Private Detective · February 9, 1951 · 29 min · 4,717 words

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Diamond Detective Agency, put up or shut up. Hi. Oh, hi Helen. You busy? Oh, like a hybrid eating bear. No business. I've seen more action in a bankrupt turtle farm. Could be that bad. I'm even getting an echo in here.

Really? Listen. Hello? See? Rick, was that really an echo? Oh, wait a minute. Hey, my girl wants to know if you're really an echo. I beg your pardon. Honey, I'll call you back. This echo has a man with it.

Bye. Bye. Can I help you, sir? I am looking for Mr. Richard Diamond. Why? Now, that's an extremely unique question. I want to sell him ten tons of pig iron. Well, I'm very sorry, but I made a New Year's resolution resolution that I wouldn't build another battleship until I paid up my bill at the

automatic. My name is Barr David Barr. Now if you'll stop talking like a television comedian I would like to discuss a business arrangement. Well my name is Diamond Richard Diamond and if you're rolling in money I'd be very happy to discuss any arrangement you could dream up. How much do you charge Mr. Diamond?

Well that depends. Anything short of a felony, a hundred a day and expenses. How earthy. Well it keeps my ribs from showing. Have you ever heard of me Mr. Well, I have a feeling this may lose me a quick sale, but very frankly, Mr. Barr.

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