Stimpy's Big Day (promo, 1991)

Oh, hello. You were just in time for another one of my breakfast tips. And what have we here? A brand new box of cereal. And what's inside? A pry! Let's try a little experiment, shall we?

Get your hand out of that box! Oh, time! Do I have to tell you! You can't open a new box Open a new box until you finish the last box. Do you think that money grows on trees?

Do I have to talk? Sounds familiar. You know how lucky you are to even have cereal? Wait, when I was good, we ate good and rocks. Hey, stripes! I'm late for work. Remember, keep your filthy mitts out of that cereal box.

So when you're faced with this problem, do what I do. First, get a big ball and pour all the cereal in it. Yes! I couldn't hardly wait to see what it is! Joy! It's a muddy, mugskipper cereal ball caddy.

Now, boys and girls, just pour the cereal back in the mud. Close the lid and it's as good as new. Then you put it away and no one will ever know. Goodness again for more Stimpy's Breakfast Tips.

Bye for now.