Gone Home for Christmas
Song · Red Simpson · 2 min · 137 words
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Transcript
I saw mama deep broke Santa Claus And you know I'm really glad I did Santa's real and he was here I saw Santa come this year When I saw Mom suck Santa Claus We'll get a good snack
Once there's probably no fold into Mom is dripping crack Oh, mommy suckin' Santa's balls You know I'm really glad I did Cause I saw mom suck Santa Claus This song is about a truck driver
Who just got fed up with being away from home on Christmas So he just hung a sign up on his truck that read Gone home for Christmas Who can't remember the last time I spent Christmas at home Cause I'm always driving the soap truck And I'm always gone But I promise the wiping kids
That they soon change is made
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