ep14 First Tune - Turkey in the Straw

Yippee-bye, yayo! It longens with the joyless fortune and the time. Yippee-bye, yayo! It longens with the gift! You know that Wyoming will be your new foe! Life on the Red Horse Ranch! Yay! As we join the boys at Red Horse Ranch, there's a lull in the day's activities.

Alabam was wandered down to the corral on the lookout for red. While up at the bunkhouse, Arizona is taxing his brain attempting to write a letter. I pray the Lord to please take me back to that little old green bounty on Solation and that's a dream I pray the Lord to please take me your banjo and

wrangle us out of tune only no sir long as we ain't working today I'm getting a chance to write this letter but guys I didn't even know you could write say Hey, who'd you be writing to anyhow?

Arizona, you ain't still thinkin' about that gal up in Denver. No, shut up, but let me get this letter read. The end. Oh, I see, he's got that catalog again. Must be writing for a new pair of spurs.

Don't see where he got the money to pay for him. Dad caught her, sure ain't handed me any pay for the last two months. Oh, I just caught him. He ain't got it, Bob. Well, I guess we'll be writing a chuck line before long.

But I ain't packing out of here till I'm right, sure. we can't help dad hang on to this red horse range. Hey Bob. Yeah. How do you spell ventilquist? Here's Zona. Have you gone plum loco?

What in blazes are you talking about? Ventilquist, can't you understand plain English? Yes, you're got me. Is that the name of a hat or a cattle brand? Oh, guys darn it. I ought to know that I couldn't expect any help from you hornet frogs.