First Tune Is a Square Dance

If you die, I am your... It's the night for the big barn dance at Sam Carter's Red Horse Ranch.

For the moment, the boys have all forgotten about Sam Carter's trouble and tonight they're celebrating Rose's return home from school in the East. Folks from all over the range have written in for this big event.

And of course, the boys in the Red Horse outfit are right there with the music. As we join them, the crowd is enjoying a good old-fashioned square dance. They'll give ten-foots, fiddle a chance to cool off and have a song or two.

Hey, other man, how about a song from Old Tex-Oyen? Yeah, yeah, that text, beat them up here. Well, bust my buttons if they ain't all limb-peasly. Hello, limb. I've seen you since rodeo. Yeah, reckon you ain't, Taliban.

I've come over from three forks for this shindig by Tuckus. Shona? Yes, sir. Well, by Golly, limb, you must have wanted to hear these boys sing mighty bad. I guess they sing pretty good, huh?

Yes, they sing pretty good. Yes, sir. Just think of that. Right in 50 miles just to hear the boys sing. What do you think of that, Tex? Right, right. And I hear, wait a minute, I didn't come over here to listen to you, fellas.

I'd come over to get a dance with Miss Rose. Oh! Oh! My god, I'll let you all run and hand you out in the same, just for that. If you came over to dance with Rose, you'd just as well poke your horse and ride by home.

Every ranch and whole county's here here to you. Ah, with one of that song texts, I'll let any car use to try to stop you. Well, all right, Dad. Yeah. Say, that makes me feel good.