Mr. Baker, the Undertaker

Well, who hangs around the Opareek room? Mr. Baker, a haunted taker Who never sends a card that says to get will soon? Mr. Baker, a haunted taker Well, a shiny black flute and a high silk head And people who died to meet this cat Mr. Baker's a haunted taker Oh yeah!

Mr. Baker's a haunted taker Now who does it call when the patient dies? Mr. Baker's a haunted taker And who's got a coffin for eva-less size? Mr. Baker's a haunted taker Well, he rides around in a big back car I'm making no more money than a movie star Yeah!

Mr. Baker's a haunted taker Oh yeah! Just a baker, come on and take a great lift without his pit Who'd out all alone at the funeral home? And they defend their evenings and their wrestling and lifting by the telephone?

Yes, and when you get a call, there's a big laugh and blankets eyes are scratching, that's my fault, walk the wall, be the hell, baby, get out to fluid Let a doctor done me another mistake And out, it was all out Keep blinkin' glass, flashes wings fly around and room cup dasily safe

Mr. Baker, the haunted take Oh yeah! Mr. Baker, the haunted take Who reached the obituary here at single date? Mr. Baker, the haunted take We've got the man to lay you away, yeah Mr. Baker, on the tape You better treat him nice if you see him around Cause he really knows how to put a guy down

Mr. Baker, on the tape And you never get up Mr. Baker, on the tape You don't get you in the end Baker, on the tape Yes, customers don't talk back to you Mr. Baker, if he's only happy with goodness, yeah