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ep214 The Fighting Sissy

Ranger Bill · 28 min · 3,199 words

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Run! You're out of the wood blast. Struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, fighting the many enemies of nature. This is the job of the guardian of the forest, Ranger Bill. Pouring rain, freezing cold, blistering heat, snow, floods, bears, rattlesnakes, mountain lions.

Yes, all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job well done. Sometimes, fellows and girls are inclined to persecute the fellow who lives next door or goes to school with them. All they don't do it deliberately. It's done because they think that a fellow who doesn't care the fistfight is a fistfight.

You know what I mean. Right now you're thinking of someone like this. But fistfighting doesn't mean that a fellow is a gentleman. Or that he's got courage and determination. I know a teenage land who has a great ability with music, but he doesn't like this fight. His name is Roger Haugh. Listen for the story of fighting this.

Come on, right. What have you do to fight? I haven't done anything to you. What's the matter? You're afraid? No, I'm not afraid of you, hey. I'm afraid I might hurt my hands. He's afraid he might hurt his head.

He's afraid he might hurt his head. I am not. He's afraid he might hurt his father. That's bad. That's bad. Ah. Ah. Come on, Hagg. Stop, Gollum. Let him have that. I think we'll take long.

I'll grab him with a clob of you. What for? I haven't done anything new. You can't get the smart at the piano. That's fine. You're going to pick me up because I like music? Yeah.

You're always so nudey about it. That's the lie. I always talk to you. That ain't cool. Hey. You're calling me a liar, Roger? Take it any way you like. I'll kill you what I like.

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