ep162 Henry For Mayor

Ranger Bill, warrior of the woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, fighting the many enemies of nature. This is the job of the guardian of the forest, Ranger Bill, pouring rain, freezing cold, blistering heat, snow, floods, bears, rattlesnakes, mountain lions.

Yes, all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job. Well done. This is an important time of the year for the students of Naughty Pine. Well, I should include every living soul in town because there isn't a person who doesn't get wrapped up in this contest.

What contest? Well, this is a very democratic contest that teaches young people the American way of life. Everyone is invited to cast their ballot for the candidate of their choice. What am I talking about? This is Youth Week in Naughty Pine.

We'd better get you into the story right away. Here it is. Henry for mayor. Let's go over to Naughty Pine High. Right now the Naughty Pine High Band is stirring the spirit of the occasion with the Stars and Stripes March. Listen to them give their instruments all they've got.

We'll be by the principal of Naughty Pine High and Mr. Martin Bean. It matters way when students tear but they slowly and begrudgingly yield the floor to the gentleman with the gavel.

You young people have more enthusiasm than the Democratic and the Republican National Conventions put together. And again, I believe you. Well now the time is here that you've all been waiting for. The nominating ballots have been counted and I have the results before me.

The two young men you've chosen to nominate from mayor, the first young man is Henry Scott. Your second choice to run on the ballot is Thornton Newcastle. Allow that the two top candidates have been named, please wait until I finish naming the other young people before applauding.