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ep086 No Good Dog

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Ranger Bill, warrior of the wood lamp, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, showing rare courage in the face of disaster. In the air, on horseback, or in a screaming squad car, Ranger Bill, his mind alert, a ready smile, unswerving, loyal to his mission.

And all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job well done. Did you ever hear the expression he's a no account kid? I'm sure you have. Well, let's change that. He's a no account dog for our story today.

Shameful as it is, our town of Nautic Pine has a wrong side of the track, social barrier, like all the rest of the towns in our country. Now, in the Lord's sight, the one who sweeps the floors and does other menial tasks is just as important as the corporation president or the chief ranger

or the doctor and so on. But this isn't true in man-sight. Those who have to do the menial tasks of unsavory work to earn their living are not from the right side of the tracks.

Well, let's find out what happens in our story today called... The No Good Dog. Now this story has a lot to do with two fellas by the name of... You know, Skinny's got a proper first name and last name and probably one that goes in between, but all we've ever called him is Skinny.

Say, wait a minute. Ah, great, well. Yes, Bill. Uh, why don't you come over here and tell the boys and girls this story? You were directly involved in it. By the way, what is Skinny's real name?

Well, it's Horatio Thornewall's kind. Oh, sure. Oh, I remember. Go ahead, Bill. Okay, well the boy is nicknamed a racial skinny first off because he hated name a ratio Because he very thin to start at beginning skinny was working after school for Jarvis angle Jarvis is one of few beaters and trainers of blood hounds. He has strain of blood hound that very popular and well-known

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