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Danger Bill, warrior of the woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, fighting the many enemies of nature. This is the job of the guardian of the forest, Ranger Bill, pouring rain, freezing cold, blistering heat, snow, floods, bears, rattlesnakes, mountain lions.

Yes, all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job well done. The dark of night and a vivid imagination are dangerous partners. They can make mole hills grow into mountains and cornstalks grow into jack the giant killer's beanstalk.

Then comes the graying light of dawn, which gives way to the bright sunlight, and the mountain again becomes a mole hill. However, the next night can bring a recurrence of the say mysterious malady, caused by mixing a vivid imagination with the dark of night.

Yes, we just love to expand on fancy, and we shun fact. This problem causes no end of trouble on a dark but moonlit night in Naughty Pine when the whole town was bent upon driving us crazy. Let's find out what happened in the story Tiger Cat. Grace and Wendell Brown were spending a quiet evening at home this night and enjoying the warmth and comfort of their

home on wayside drive. Wendell had just about finished reading every printed letter in the evening paper. Anything exciting or interesting in the paper Wendell? Wendell. Well, what's the matter? Well, not in general. I don't like to be grunted at like you were a bear.

Oh, I'm sorry. Guess I dozed off for a minute. I didn't think you heard me. What's good in the paper? Oh, nothing special. Same old stuff. Oh, what time is it? Quarter to 11. Oh, time to hit the hay.

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