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Henrys Bus Trip

Ranger Bill · January 10, 1962 · 29 min · 4,103 words

The transcript of “Henrys Bus Trip”, an episode of Ranger Bill first broadcast January 10, 1962. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Ranger Bill plays Ranger Bill free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ranger Bill, warrior of the woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, fighting the many enemies of nature. This is the job of the guardian of the forest, Ranger Bill, pouring rain, freezing cold, blistering heat, snow, floods, bears, rattlesnakes, mountain lions.

Yes, all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job well done. Ranger Headquarters, Bill Jefferson speaking. Oh, yes, Fred. Hmm, yes, that's right. He's a doob back here tomorrow. Yeah, it'll be good to see Henry again.

Been away a long time. How are you and Stompy doing with Firelane inspection? Two or three more days, huh? Well, Henry'll be sorry not to see you as soon as he returns. I think he's probably even more sorry.

he's not riding trail with you this time. That bus rides a long, dull trip. Okay, Brad. I'll tell him. Okay. I think he'll be very glad to be home. And you really ride around on the trail on everything with the Rangers? That's right, Dale. Boy.

I never met anyone who did anything like that. Well, when you live in different parts of the country, you do different things. That's all. I don't know. It doesn't seem like there's anything you haven't done.

Hey, Henry. Do you think you could get me a ride with the Rangers when we get to Naughty Pine? Yeah, what a thing to ask, a perfect stranger. Oh, that's all right, Mrs. Camana. You're very nice, Henry. I'm glad we ran into someone like you to ride with on this trip.

But I don't think they'll have any business trying to... Oh, Mom. I didn't mean anything bad by it. I just thought that I know what you just thought, young man. If Henry'd wanted to offer a thing like that, I'm sure he would have in his own good time.

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