A Little Spark

Ranger of the Woodland! Ranger Bill, warrior of the Woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, showing rare courage in the face of disaster, in the air, on horseback, or in a screaming squad car.

Ranger Bill, his mind alert, a ready smile, unswerving, loyal to his mission. And all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job well done. Utterson! Where are you? I know you're here so it's no good time to hide.

Utterson! Who's calling? I'm on you and back. You know right well who it is that's Colin. Oh, Jew, will I? What can I do for you? What can you do for me? Now, isn't that a kindly question coming from you, especially after the underhanded It blew, you've dealt me.

Maybe you'd better settle down a bit, O'Malley. I'm not sure I like the insinuation. I haven't pulled anything underhanded on... What do you call stealing one of my biggest customers right out from behind me back?

Oh, so that's it. That's it, all right. Oh, now that there wasn't a thing crooked about my convincing bound, well-confacted, to buy their lumber from me. I was able to give them a better deal than you, that's all.

You wouldn't have been able to if I'd known you were going to try. It just isn't good business to let your competitor in on what you're planning. You want to know that, O'Malley, you're a business man?

There was a time when I didn't have to worry about fancy deals and the like. There was a time when Nutty Pine was too small to keep two lumber yards in business. Well, times have changed.