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Roving Wolves aka Wolf Attack

Ranger Bill · March 5, 1961 · 29 min · 3,715 words

The transcript of “Roving Wolves aka Wolf Attack”, an episode of Ranger Bill first broadcast March 5, 1961. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Ranger Bill plays Ranger Bill free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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of the woodlands. Ranger Bill, warrior of the woodlands, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, showing rare courage in the face of disaster, in the air, on horseback, or in a screaming squad car. Ranger Bill, his mind alert, a ready smile, unswerving, loyal to his mission. And all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a

job well done. So the judge says to him, I'll let you off with a fine this time but if you're arrested again I'll send you to jail. And the man says to the judge that there sounds like a weather forecast judge. What did he mean? Fine! Oh I get it yeah. Oh hi Billy come on over here

Yeah, there's plenty of hot air coming from both the stove and Stumpy. What are you two up to? We're just talking about the weather. The only way Stumpy could talk about it with jokes. Well, this cold snap is no joke.

It's about the coldest I can remember it being around here. Well, the weather bureau warned us. They said it'd get plenty cold for a few days. Hey, did I ever tell you about the weather forecaster who was always wrong?

always wrong about what the winner was going to be like? I'm glad you're here Bill. At least I don't have to suffer through his jokes alone. What amazes me is that he always seems to have new ones.

And all the time we've worked together all the time, and I can't remember you repeating a joke. At least not very often. I never thought about that. But that's true. Where do you want to hear this story, don't you?

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