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Bill Gets Lost In A Cavern aka Transistor Walkie Talkie

Ranger Bill · September 20, 1961 · 29 min · 3,647 words

The transcript of “Bill Gets Lost In A Cavern aka Transistor Walkie Talkie”, an episode of Ranger Bill first broadcast September 20, 1961. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Ranger Bill plays Ranger Bill free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ranger Bill, warrior of the woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, showing rare courage in the face of disaster, in the air, on horseback, or in a screaming squad car.

Ranger Bill, his mind alert, a ready smile, unswerving, loyal to his mission. And all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job well done. Hey, I'm going to Del Rara. Hey, just to a Del Rara.

Hey! I was beginning to think I disappeared. It's about time to get into the real purpose of this meeting. Our good friend Ranger Bill Jefferson wants to say a few words to us. What's that?

What's that? What's the matter? Henry, have you gone off your old rocker? I don't think so, Benny. Well, I can range or they'll say something to us when he ain't even here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what I'm doing. Well, that's a good question, Benny. But are you sure he isn't here? Oh, I don't think he's here. I didn't want to see him. Is he hiding here somewhere? I don't think he's hiding here somewhere.

Then you don't think he can really say anything to us, huh? Oh, that's right. I wouldn't be too sure about that, Benny. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, let me out of here. The place is spooked.

Yeah, we're with him. No, it isn't, Benny. Benny, everything is perfectly normal. You don't think it's okay to have someone who can see you, but you can't see them, do you? Hey, Benny. You think you'll see you, huh?

He knows what I'm saying, Donny. That just means I can hear you, Benny. There's a difference. Don't see here, who cares? Just let me out of here. Okay, Bill, you can come out now. Oh, there you are.

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