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Hit and Run

Ranger Bill · April 13, 1955 · 29 min · 3,897 words

The transcript of “Hit and Run”, an episode of Ranger Bill first broadcast April 13, 1955. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Ranger Bill plays Ranger Bill free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ranger Bill, warrior of the woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, fighting the many enemies of nature. This is the job of the guardian of the forest, Ranger Bill, pouring rain, freezing cold, blistering heat, snow, floods, bears, rattlesnakes, mountain lions, yes, all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job well done.

say, have you ever been in an automobile accident? They can be pretty frightening. And on the spur of the moment, you might even get scared enough to want to run away. Never run away from the scene of an accident no matter how bad the accident is. Why? Well, listen to the story of two boys, Ruben and Smitty, who had an accident with their hot rod. Only by

hard work and fast thinking that Bill Jefferson saved them from the angry citizens of Big Pine. It's a village about halfway between Naughty Pine and Canyon City. Here's the story. Hit and run! Put it down, Smitty.

Gotta keep well within the limit. Yeah, yeah, okay, room. You know, I don't know where folks get the idea that hot-rod drivers are always speed-demons. Oh, that's because a couple of smart Alex didn't use their heads.

Going through town like a jet plane the way they did, and everybody's been sore ever since. I can't blame them exactly, can you? No. Say Smitty, we gotta put the strobe light on this thing when we get back to the garage.

It must be out of time again. Yeah, you're right. Seems to be missing at high speeds. Watch out, the streets narrow here, Smitty. What's the matter with you, Will? Getting the jitters or something? No.

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