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VIPs Visit Knotty Pine aka The Disappearing Buffalo Herd

Ranger Bill · April 14, 1954 · 29 min · 3,919 words

The transcript of “VIPs Visit Knotty Pine aka The Disappearing Buffalo Herd”, an episode of Ranger Bill first broadcast April 14, 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Ranger Bill plays Ranger Bill free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ranger of the Woodland! Ranger Bill, warrior of the Woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, fighting the many enemies of nature. This is the job of the Guardian of the Forest, Ranger Bill, pouring rain, freezing cold, blistering heat, snow, floods, bears, rattlesnakes, mountain lions.

Yes, all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job. Well done! Say, boys and girls, have you ever heard of big things disappearing right out from under your nose? Oh, like a building, or a car, or a mountain.

Right now you're saying, don't be foolish. You can't lose anything as big as that. Well, you can. In today's adventure with Bill and his Rangers, we're going to find out what it is and how it all happened.

Right now, Bill and Henry are waiting for Colonel Anders to arrive on the noon train. Here comes the Milkland Special, Bill. What a train for Colonel Anders to take a naughty pint. Stop to every cow clashing and hitching post along the way.

Hey, all right, pal. I wouldn't get her right. But Colonel has a reason. reason would anyone have the right that's no bolt of China unless they just wanted to look at the scenery well that's what he's doing her you mean the colonel's out looking at the scenery yeah why he's been looking at this kind of country most of his life has me last

me later and read here comes the colonel now let's give him a hand in his bag oh sure bill hello and read hello current lenders how are you sir fine and you say thank you hi Hey Colonel, here let me take you back.

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