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33 Judge Carlton Missing

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Detective, you're all Captain Trent. Just a minute. It's your favorite order. Are you here? Sure I'm here. Tell that big step on the city test that I'm on a big case. Tell me to do that.

You'd better talk to him. Give me the phone. Hello. Sure I'm on a job. I thought you ever get tired of checking up. Sure I'm after it, but a lot of good little do me.

Trent don't know any more about it than you do. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey, you see how it is? You all man's riding me to death on the thing. I've told you all we know, Porter.

If Judge Carlson hasn't been kidnapped, he's invited. Yeah, but where? Don't you realize that it's the biggest case of the year? And here you guys are, sitting around waiting for him to come in and say, hello boys, I've been out on a picnic.

No, we're doing everything we can. You and that photographer you've got with you aren't helping anybody, hounding it on me. Well, what about it? I'm getting how today, I listen, Captain. You gotta find Judge Carlson.

That two million readers of the Gazette demanded. Yeah, since when did two million people start wasting their time? Yeah. You better wake up that dummy of the cameraman over there in the chair and get off and fill your space.

We've got work to do in here. Yeah, well, what's that? For your alarm fire somewhere there, calling the reserve officer on the traffic squad. Just by speed. Hey, wake up. Wake up. Give me that telephone book a minute, Captain.

Hey, wake up. Well, you're there. What's that? Oh, oh, it's you. Can't you ever let a guy rest and come on. Come on, step out of it. Both of us work to be done. Hey, where is that fire cap?

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