Activision (commercial, 1983)

They know you This is pitfall from Activision for your Atari video computer system Not just the most exciting young adventure ever So long and dangerously real it could almost be a plot to send you So beware Oh, pitfall from Activision. Are you ready yet?

A group of young Australians had come to tour Hong Kong, but all of the made short-eilipped and tea bags came along. Waking off as they all said morning, noon and night, when Mr. Brown of Sydney Town saw an unexpected sign.

Everybody, take a sneak in, take a sneak in. Tonight's the night Ben is going to ask for Colleen's paw in marriage. He has to make a big impression, but his budget's a bit tight. Ah, Chum!

Good and Chumpy, and always an economy price. Chum is so chumpy you could carve it. A man of taste with such an eye for value. How could a girl say no? Chum, so chumpy you could carve it.

Number three, who am I looking at? He's looking at me. Up there you got Douglas, Mazzelle. I was dug in a zone. It's a quadrant. Three times grand theft.