3x-xx-xx ep31 First Song - Jesse James

Pinto Pete in Arizona! It's heads up, we got company. How can you tell Mr. Tenderboy?

Don't you see all them Bronx in the corral? That means we'll have to slick up. Oh Tender, and I thought I'd be able to go and lay down by that lazy stream and rest of us.

That's all you've been doing is resting. Come on, get in the game. Better tune up boys and get some practice. We'll show this sweet, are we entertained? Not really! I think I'm going to like this company business.

Oh, you like it all right, but you gotta put on company manners. By the way, sweet, do you know how to act at the table when there's company? Sure I do. What would you do if you spilt your coffee in a lady's lap?

Oh, you steller. That's all right. I didn't want it anyhow. And what if a piece of meat falls off your plate? Yabbat with your fork and snap it across the table to the fella on the other side.

That's great. Now what if you spilt gravy on the tablecloth? Slap a piece of bread over it, let it butter side down. Why butter side down? That keeps the bread from slippin' old. I can see where you're gonna make a hit.

Boys, let's stand this sweet up in front of Jesse James. Pick him up, Thar Oi. Jesse James was a lad that killed many men. He robbed the Danville train, and the people they'd insane, for many miles away, Pussy out long to crankin' Jesse James Or Jesse had a wife to mourn for his life

Three children, they were brave But the dirty little cowards that shot Mr. Howard Had laid for Jesse in his way It was on one Saturday night when Jesse was at home Talkin' with his family brave When the thief and the car, little Robert Ford, Laid for Jesse in his grave.