Christmas Episode Part 1

It sure isn't you Forever How do you like it? It's beautiful. Oh, I'm sure you guys like it It's so soft virgin wool. I've always wondered how do they know which sheep are? And my Christmas shopping is done Oh, I still have love to do.

And I keep putting it off because I dread going into the stores with people pushing and shoving and hanging all over me. Oh, I don't mind that. It fills a void since the passing of Lars.

Well, I guess my day again started pretty soon because last night, Jonathan and I decided to go away for the holidays. Oh, Audrey, how nice. Do you have reservations? Oh no, we really want to go.

The question is we can't decide where to go. Oh, we got it narrowed down to either Hawaii or Mexico. Jonathan is down at the travel bureau now getting the tickets. He said he'd make the decision when he got there.

Oh dear. Hello, how are he? Oh well, it looks like Mexico from... No, Audrey, I decided on a Y. I heard the call of the islands and I could not resist. I was stationed in a Y during World War II and it was particularly beautiful.

Oh, John, if there'll be other wars just as beautiful. Audrey, have you started packing? Oh, no, I guess I'd better get started. Did you get back playing tickets? Yes, mother. Here they are. How do you like my shirt?

How do you like a Hawaiian punch? Did you order my special diet lunch? I did, mother. Rito's chili and beer. Is it extra hot sauce? Yes, mother. Well, did you get me a place in the smoking section?