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Blues for Dracula

Song · Philly Joe Jones · 2 min · 130 words

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Welcome. That bit me doing the relatives myself. I am Count Rockhealer. I am really the bebop vampire. I like the song. I like the song to shine. Children, you are there. Bye, Chumamamoo. Night. Put two more marks on your mom's jugular name.

Go away. Go away for the moment. Let me do my work. You can stretch. You're not a vampire? I am a vampire, not you. If you don't stay away, I will take your ukulele and then you'll become a vampire.

If you become a vampire, you will understand. Don't worry. Bala, Bala will return. Bala shall come back. Well, mister, mister, those train sounds. What are those train sounds, mister? Go on to our little bar.

The children of the night make such beautiful music.

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