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Dead Vampires

Song · Paul Sawtell & Bert Shefter · 1964 · 1 min · 168 words

The transcript of “Dead Vampires”, an episode of Paul Sawtell & Bert Shefter from 1964. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Paul Sawtell & Bert Shefter free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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If elected, I will ensure for all of your security. From germination to termination, no matter how long it takes, no strife in the afterlife. Let's mine my home! My friends, my friends, my everything. My every deed is always for the creatures sake.

To pledge my oath, I offer you my hand, here pass it around, and each one take a shake. He wants sex, his war freedom. As long as it doesn't interfere with liberty, his war education.

As long as it doesn't wise up the voters, his war abolished payola. For other than elected officials, his war strong labor. As long as some works done between coffee bricks. Before strong corporations. What's good for general morticians is good for the country.

Before public housing. A family closet for every skeleton? Before motherhood. The hand that rocks the cradle swings the vote. Before secondly. Before president, secretary for president. He's translated his name to his favorite son. No!

Most attack on me! Most attack! Let's go!

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