My Funny Valentine
Short · Paul Lynde · 1976 · 65 words
The transcript of “My Funny Valentine”, an episode of Paul Lynde from 1976. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Paul Lynde free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Transcript
Silent time. What is it then a Chinese New Year? April Fool, May Day, Pay Day, VJ Day, Groundhog Day? I'll give you a hint. It's full of witches and spooks and strange creatures of the night. Oh, it sounds like Hollywood squares.
We go through this every year. You know perfectly well what holiday it is. Okay, okay. I am the Oracle of Brigadier.
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