Shrinkle & Stretchel
Commercial · Pak Nit · 1954 · 2 min · 279 words
The transcript of “Shrinkle & Stretchel”, an episode of Pak Nit from 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Pak Nit free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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And now, Compact's presents the story of Shrinkle and Stretchle. One day, Shrinkle and his sister Stretchle got lost in the woods. They wandered around for years and finally stumbled upon a gingerbread house. They knocked on the door.
Out came a wicked witch. Bidding for you kids. She said, you're adjusting time for dinner. My dinner, that is. And without another word, she pushed them into the oven. It's hot in here said shrinkle just like the dryer back home said stretchle when the wicked witch opened the oven door Was she surprised?
Out came shrinkle and stretchle as good as new how come you're in such good shape ask the wicked witch easy said shrinkle and stretchle We keep in shape even in machine dryers because we've got packed Hacknet RX.
Hacknet RX. Exclaimed the witch. I got you. It's that new magic spell I read about in witch's home companion. Yes, indeed he. Said shrinkle. Because of Hacknet RX, we caught knit garments never shrink out of shape and never stretch out of shape.
For the first time, we are shape controlled. Added stretchle. So how come your names are shrinkle and stretchle? Ask the witch suspiciously. Just a front. chorus the kids. Now look in back. And they turned around, revealing their true names.
The Pack Knit RX Twins. Twins? Yes, twins, because Pack Knit RX has a twin effect. Stops knit fabrics from shrinking and controls stretching too. And that's why there's shape control in knits, forchirts, slacks, skirts, dresses, and all kinds of cotton knits for all kinds of people.
Including witches. Happy ending. Hacknet for shrinkage control. Hacknet RX for shape control.
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