The Major and the Minor

California, the makers of old gold cigarettes present the comedy theater. The only radio program that brings you every week the greatest stars in the greatest comedies. Tonight's play, the radio version of the Paramount production, The Major and the Minor, starring Joan Fontaine and Sonny Tux.

And here is the director of the old gold comedy theater, Mr. Harold Roy. Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we are very proud to present the lovely and very talented actress Miss Joan Fontaine, who incidentally can currently be seen in the Hal Wallace production for Paramount, the affairs of Susan. Appearing with Miss Fontaine is that

rapidly rising young star Sunny Tufts, whose fine performance in the Paramount Technicolor production, bring on the girls, has a shorty of a top spot among the nation's stars. But now, on with our play tonight, the major and the minor.

According to Webster, a wolf is a dog-like animal of the genus Canis. Obviously, Mr. Webster never moved in the same circle as Susan Applegate. Like our little boy in the fable, Miss Applegate has done nothing but cry, Wolf-Wolf since her arrival in New York, but with a lot of reason. However, from now on, things are going to be different for Susan. Just this

morning she was hired by the Resplendre Hair Conditioning Institute, an organization that Bose has selected and, gently, clientele, as you are about to discover. Hello. I'm Mr. Ospurna. Come in. What's your name, Pretty Maiden?

Applegate. Just Applegate? Nothing in front of it? Uh, Miss. Well, that's positively terrific. I always say, give me any girl with a sense of humor. Is that what you always say? No, sometimes I just say, give me any girl.