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Tom Dick and Harry

Old Gold Comedy Theater · June 10, 1945 · 29 min · 4,278 words

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From Hollywood, California, the makers of old gold cigarettes present the Comedy Theatre. The only radio program that brings you every week the greatest stars in the greatest comedies. Tonight's play is the RKO picture success, Tom, Dick, and Harry, starring June Allison with Bill Williams, Reginald Gardner, and Don before.

Here is the director of the old gold comedy theater, Mr. Harold Roy. Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Our play tonight, Tom Dick and Harry, is from the Archeol production. And from that same Archeol lot, we have Mr. Bill Williams, whose work in the Archeol picture, those endearing young charms, caused us to engage him to play Harry.

Tom is played by the much talked of Paramount player, Don De Pore. Don appears to the courtesy of Hal Wallace Productions, and will soon be seen in You Came Along. Dick is portrayed by that veteran scene-stealer who heads more laurels to his career in the 20th Century Fox Technicolor production than Dolly Sisters. I refer, of course, to the always delightful, and real, Reginald Gardner.

Now that you've met Tom, Dick and Harry, meet Jane, played by the fast-rising Metro Golden Mayor Starr, Miss June Allison, who incidentally continues on her rapid pace to the heights and is soon to be seen Metro Golden Mayor production, her Highness and the Bell Boy.

So ladies and gentlemen, meet our cast in person. Miss June Allison and the Messers, Difour, Gardner and Williams. And now on with our story, which is the story of three boys, And yet is the story of a girl.

That sounds like a paradox. It's because Janie herself is a paradox. Being a very practical Miss and a dreamer too. At the telephone company switchboard she dreams by day. I couldn't meet a millionaire. A handsome millionaire.

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