She Loves Me Not

Hollywood, California, the makers of old gold cigarettes present the comedy theatre. The only radio program that brings you every week the greatest stars in the greatest comedies. Tonight's play is She Loves Me Not, starring Mario Montez, Tom Drake and Freddie Bartholomew.

And here is the director of the old gold comedy theater, Mr. Harold Boy. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Our play tonight, as you know, is entitled She Loves Me Not. And yet it could be more aptly called We the United Nations, for we have that dynamic Latin, Rhea Montes, that sturdy American, Tom Drake, and that sterling young British actor Freddie

Bartholomew. the order named, I want you to meet first, that vivacious young lady currently starring in the Universal Production Sudan, Senorita Maria Montes. I, I, I, I, how I'd like to be her good neighbor. Well, our guests can currently be seen. This is our next one, in the Metro Golden Mayor production, this man's navy introducing Mr. Tom Drake and last but

not least. Here is the talented young actor Mr. Freddie Bartholomew. Now with the introductions out of the way on with the play. In our story tonight, our heroine Dolores Lopez is not very bright. When he comes to figure, she certainly know Einstein. But who cares after all how would Einstein look in scandy panties?

Which all boils down to this. If you want the theory of relativity, you go to Princeton. If you want, well, what the Dolores has, it doesn't mind showing off, you go to the hilarity club in Philadelphia and never the twain shall meet or shall they. Well, let's drop into the hilarity club where Dolores has just finished a number and somebody's