College Homecoming

Yes, it's the gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Denning as Lears and George Cooper. Two people who live together and like it. As we look in on the little town of Sheridan Ball's It's Morning, and Iris Ataberry is coming up the walk of the Cooper home at 321 Bundy Drive.

Suddenly she gets a horrified look on her face and starts running up the steps. The matter, she'll find us, Carla Police, there's a bear in your backyard. A bear? He must've escaped from the zoo, he's standing right in the middle of the yard, Oh, in the air!

Goodness of bearing it's no bear! It isn't? No, football season is here. I'm airing Georgia's raccoon cold. What a relief! Grab me sit down. Oh! I shouldn't have run so hard. Iris, you're hard? No, it's not to bone in my course.

But the real pain is thinking of football season and those two juvenile idiots wear married to. Oh, I just got a mental picture of them in their official costume. Raccoon coat, Ruder's cap, cowbells and ukulele.

Please, I haven't had breakfast yet. Well, George is going to look different this year anyway. I found something wonderful and I'm going to go over his Raccoon coat with it. What is it? An electric razor.

You wouldn't dare. No, I'm yellow. Yeah, I guess there's no fighting at least. When's a homecoming football game? This weekend? No, no. This is D-Day minus three. And I have big news for you, Iris.

I'm not going. Oh, why's what you're saying, girl? I certainly do. I might endure having my feet frozen in a windy stadium. And I could possibly struggle through those stupid card stunts at halftime. But I'll be darned if I march in another torchlight parade wearing Georgia pajamas.