The Sleigh Ride

It's time for my favorite husband starring Lucille Ball. Jello, everybody! Yes, it's the new gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Denning brought to you by the Jello family of desserts. J-E-L-F-L-O-O Oh! The Big Red letters stand for the Jello family Oh, the Big Red letters stand for the Jello family That's Jello!

Yum, yum, yum! Jello, pudding, yum, yum! He'll cook pudding just sorry And now Lucille Ball with Richard Danning as Liz and George Cooper two people who live together and like it As we look in on the coopers today, they're in the living room preparing to decorate their Christmas tree George is snipping a twig here and one there to balance the tree and Liz is just bringing in the ornaments

Here are the Christmas tree ornaments. Oh, George, you never know when to stop. Look what you've done to that tree. Oh, I just want it to be symmetrical, that's all. I only cut a few twigs off the top.

A few twigs. I'm up to my spine and pine. Hey, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah. Good heavens, is that the same tree we had a minute ago? Yes, George wants to be different. We'll have the only Christmas tree in town with a butch haircut.

Erm... Go on now, get a new tree. Tell you what, I'll buy you a tree on Monday. They'll be much cheaper then. Oh, how could I have married a man with no sentiment? I wonder if it's too late to have our marriage in old.

Eh, you better not try it. I might not take you back again. You might not take me back again. Ha! That does it. Now I wouldn't marry again if you were the last woman in the world.