Safety Drive

Yes, it's the gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Denning as Liz and George Cooper, two people who live together and like it. As we look in on the town of Sheridan Ball, where the Coopers live, it's an average Wednesday morning.

The traffic on Elm Street is fairly heavy, the cars are moving along about as usual. Except, wait a minute, pull over to the curb, here comes a woman driver. So, pull over to the curb, get out and ride flat on the sidewalk, it's Liz Cooper.

Who's going to be a mister? You whistling at me, officer? Yes. As a matter of fact, I want. Yes. What for? Yes. Let's see. Oh, I know. You want me to buy some tickets for the policeman's ball?

No. Guess again. You were just being friendly, wanted to say hello? No, when you're getting colder. Where I give up, what did you want? Well, I hate to be rude. Oh, that's all right. According to the law, when a driver intends to turn, he indicates the choice of his direction by a certain specific arm signal.

I know! Then why don't you make a signal? I made a signal! You're single for a right turning a turn left. No, but it's all right. I can explain. Well, then pray do. Well, yesterday at this corner, I signaled left and then I decided to go straight.

So I had one coming. Makes sense, doesn't it? It's perfect, perfect. Well, then what's that you're writing? It's a story for the readers died yet. I'm the most unforgettable character I ever met. Here's your ticket.

Oh, yes, Mrs. Cooper. Mr. Cooper, yes. Yes, ma'am. He's in the living room. Oh, dear. I want to time to think up a good story. What is it now? Traffic ticket. What can I tell him?