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Piano Violin Lessons

My Favorite Husband · 1949 · 23 min · 2,903 words

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You ball with Richard Denny. Hey, look what I found Liz, a stack of real old national geographics. I'll come over here and look at these old magazines. No, thanks. They remind me of the dentist office.

Oh, but they're full of wonderful stuff. But it says right here that in South Africa, the female wombat takes on a protective coloring and becomes invisible during the mating season. No. No explanation has been found and it's very frustrating to science.

science. I'll bet it's more frustrating to the male wombat. Look at this automobile ad from 20 years ago Liz. Let me see. Oh, doesn't that make you sad? New Cadillac, $1,100. Lemme your handkerchief, Liz. George, let's answer this ad.

It's got a coupon on it. Oh, don't be silly. But it's my favorite model, a sport roadster with a rumble seat. Say, do you remember those roadsters, Liz? With the I'd Zinglass curtain? And the rumble seat.

And how tough it was to put the top up and down. And the rumble seat. And those hard tires that took 60 pounds pressure. And the rumble seat. Hey, wait a minute. What's with you and the rumble seat?

I was just remembering my college days, George. A couple of fellows drove us to school when I used to ride back and forth in the rumble seat. Oh. I'll never forget my college days. See, I sure got a wonderful education.

The college? No, in the rumble street. No! Hey, what are you staying up here so long for anyway? Haven't you found those decayed ducks? That's decoy, ducks. Oh, George, I just remember what happened to them.

You know the charity was our last fall? Yeah. Guess what we used for targets in the shooting gallery? You mean... Yes, those little decoys have gone to the great duck pond up yonder. Oh, well, I needed new ones anyway.

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