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Mother-in-Law, Part 2
My Favorite Husband · 1949 · 24 min · 3,067 words
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Yes, it's the new gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Dunning as Liz and George Cooper, two people who live together and like it. We look in on Sheridan Falls and the Coopers, Liz is in the living room reading a magazine as Katie's a maid duffs around the room.
No April showers! Katie, they come your way! Katie, as a mailman come yet, yes, Mammy, has and gone away! Well when you get through looking for the blue bird and listening for his song will you bring it into me?
Whenever I'm in post hours, come on. Yes ma'am. Sorry I didn't mean to ruin your mood kitty. Was it Mr. Negley the mail man who made you so gay? Yes. We were playing post office.
Well he ought to be pretty good at that. He's so imaginative. He told me my mouth was like a postage stamp. He did? Yes. And then he canceled me. Here's the mail. Let me see, huh, a blotter from our insurance man, an ad, and a...
Uh-oh, here's trouble. Who is it from, the income tax collector? I wish it were. It's a letter to George from his mother. How can you tell? I just sense it. No one else addresses a letter to George Cooper only, Mark's personal all over, and then feels it with Scotch tape.
Thank goodness. Doesn't he ever write to both of you? Write to both of us. Ha! She won't even admit we're married. Oh, you don't mean that. He was at the wedding, wasn't she? Oh, she was there, all right.
I suspected it when someone tripped me going down the aisle. And I was positive when she threw a fake heart attack that interrupted the ceremony. Oh, Mrs. Cooper. She plopped just before the preacher said white.
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